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Father. [hesitates]
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You're here.
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Well, you've got my attention.
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Oh, Father, thank you for coming.
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You-- you saw how they were attacking me?
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And look what Lucifer did to my face.
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Yes, of course, oh, this is all my fault.
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Go on, go ahead, Dad,
blame it all on me, like always.
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No, Father, this is all my fault.
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I lost control
and froze time, and as the eldest brother,
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I should've kept a better handle
on my siblings. I'm truly sorry.
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I don't care who's at fault.
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-I just want my sons to get along.
-[scoffs]
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Regardless of what's happened,
we're family.
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Let's act like it.
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Good point, Father. [sighs]
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Come on.
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Bring it in.
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-Uh…
-Come on. Here.
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You've got to be joking.
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No! Hell, no!
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Come now, Samael.
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[shudders]
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Michael impersonated me,
tried to ruin my life.
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Kidnapped the woman that I-- [huffs]
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He is behind every bad thing
that's ever happened to me!
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Well, everything apart from you.
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And for someone
who's supposed to be omniscient,
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it's amazing
that you never actually see that!
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And apparently never will. [scoffs]
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[scoffs]
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[mouths] Now?
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Is that my grandson over there? Huh.
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[chuckles]
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Well, now, this won't do at all.
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[clamoring]
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What just happened?
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And who are you?
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[sighs]
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Hey, oh, my God, are you okay?
That must've been a crazy big earthquake.
41
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
43
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Hey, wait. Uh… have you seen Lucifer?
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Um, no, sorry.
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[high-pitched ringing]
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Where is he?
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-[rock and roll playing on piano]
-[cheering]
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-Ha-ha! Yeah!
-[shouting]
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-[laughs]
-Whoo! [laughs]
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Here we go!
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Big!
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[cheering]
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[laughs]
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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Mmm!
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[exhales]
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Hi.
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Detective! Where have you been?
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Hey. Um, can I talk to you for a second?
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Absolutely!
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[dance music playing]
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Hey, so,
uh, what happened back at the precinct?
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When we were talking,
and, uh, you were about to say…
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or at least I thought…
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I knew what you were about to say,
and then I blinked, and, well,
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suddenly, no you.
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Detective, I'm sorry. [exhales]
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I needed to get away.
I couldn't take it anymore.
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"Take it"?
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People!
Telling me what to do, especially--
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Me?
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No.
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No, Detective, I'm sorry, I--
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It's okay.
I-- I think I pushed you too far,
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and it wasn't fair of me to do that,
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and I get why you ran away.
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-But that's not why I ran.
-No, I-- I understand.
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I really do. Um…
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You know, I think, uh,
maybe I'll just give you some time,
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and, um, when-when you're ready,
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I'll be ready to listen.
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Okay?
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[Charlie cooing]
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Yep.
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You're really here.
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[sighs] I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
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I met Eve
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and the Goddess of all creation.
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I even thought
I met you once, but still… [chuckles]
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Yeah, I'm never
gonna get used to this. Mnh-mnh.
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You can poke all you want.
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Because I'm eternally grateful to you…
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for this beautiful grandson.
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-Yeah.
-Who's the cutest little baby?
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Yes, it's you.
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-That's right.
-[chuckles]
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My angel baby
is technically God's grandkid.
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Do you need a drink?
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Water? Wine?
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Is it all the same to you?
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Yeah, I'm gonna get some options. Okay.
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Father, I do have to
tell you that Lucifer was right.
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Michael has made
quite a mess here on Earth.
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And I'm afraid he's not done.
He's up to something.
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Day-to-day isn't important, my son.
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This is important.
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-Family's important.
-Yes, I agree.
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And that's, um…
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that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
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About Charlie and, uh…
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Father, is he--
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Adorable?
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Yes, he is, my son.
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God's honest truth.
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-Yes, but, Father, I--
-You know what?
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Being here gives me an idea.
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Yeah?
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I think I know
just what this family needs.
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You know, Dan,
you really should stay home.
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Just take some time off.
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Learning the truth
about Lucifer, it's a lot.
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I've been there.
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I'm guessing you handled it better.
Or did you shoot him too?
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[scoffs] I didn't, but I did almost poison
him with the help of an evil priest.
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[laughs] I genuinely
can't tell if that's a joke or not.
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Take some time, Dan.
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Look, I just wanna work.
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You know? Hell, you're the one who was
kidnapped. You should take some time off.
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Touché.
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How are you doing, by the way?
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I noticed Lucifer's not here.
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Well, we-- we hit a snag,
and he's dealing with some things,
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and I may have rushed him a bit,
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so I'm giving him space,
but he'll figure it out.
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We're strong enough to get through this.
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Well, at least
Ella's taking some time off.
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[scoffs] Yeah.
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[Dan] Oh. Hey, Ella.
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Before you start, no, I am not going home.
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I need to focus on the case.
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Okay.
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Really?
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I had, like,
five pretty solid arguments ready.
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-I mean, if you wanna hear them--
-No, we're good.
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-We're good.
-What do we have?
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[Ella sighs]
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Vic was Chris Peterson.
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COD seems to be
blunt force trauma to the head.
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I think he hit his head on the cement,
151
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but it's kind of hard to tell,
thanks to his BBQ-ed bod.
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[exhales] Looks like someone
was trying to burn down the hole.
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Maybe Chris stepped in, tried to stop 'em?
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Yeah,
we found gasoline all over this place.
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Someone was trying
to burn down the entire Kingdom.
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Lucky for the owners, the cement
stopped the fire from spreading, but--
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Who was he? One of the workers?
158
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No, this place is family-owned,
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so the dad and the kids
all work here and run this place.
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And this was the youngest son.
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Any witnesses?
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No. But the three kids were here,
working after hours,
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but they say they didn't see
any struggle or hear any arguments.
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They just saw the fire,
rushed out, only to find…
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The body of their burned brother.
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Well, let's go talk to them, see if
any of them wanted their brother dead.
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Oh, way ahead of you.
I know exactly how to find the killer.
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-You do?
-[Ella] Hell, yeah.
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See, all you have to do
is introduce me to all of the suspects.
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And whichever one I'm most attracted to,
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bam, that's your killer.
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Ella.
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Hey, I'm at peace with it.
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If I've got a broken picker, might as well
use it for the greater good, right?
175
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What are you gonna say to her?
Something romantic?
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You have that look on your face.
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Well, not anymore.
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What do you care?
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Why even ask? You're all-knowing,
don't you already know the answer?
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Hmm. Father's intuition.
181
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Well, intuit yourself somewhere else.
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Actually, no.
183
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Why are you still here?
184
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Isn't the universe gonna collapse
with your you-like powers on Earth?
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Hmm.
186
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-[ball rattles in cup]
-[bell tolling]
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[sighs]
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-It's fine.
-Is it?
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Well, as always, thanks for clearing
that up. Now, if you don't mind…
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00:11:07,229 --> 00:11:08,897
I've come to ask you something.
191
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Well, go on, then.
192
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I'd like you to join me.
193
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For a family dinner.
194
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[laughs] Yeah?
195
00:11:22,119 --> 00:11:22,953
No.
196
00:11:23,787 --> 00:11:25,706
Pass. Hard pass.
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[God] Son.
198
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:30,210
I don't wanna
leave Earth until we've all talked.
199
00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:33,338
Well, enjoy your eternity here, then,
200
00:11:33,422 --> 00:11:35,966
because there is absolutely no way
201
00:11:36,049 --> 00:11:40,679
I am sitting down for anything
as absurd or torturous as a family dinner.
202
00:11:40,762 --> 00:11:43,014
I've already done my time in Hell.
203
00:11:43,098 --> 00:11:44,099
Remember?
204
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[exhales] Good morning.
205
00:11:52,315 --> 00:11:55,152
Lucifer. I thought you needed space.
206
00:11:55,235 --> 00:11:59,030
Nope, no space needed. I'm right where
I need to be. So, where's the family?
207
00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:01,825
Well, the siblings are over there,
but how did you know--
208
00:12:01,908 --> 00:12:03,577
One of them is obviously the killer.
209
00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:08,623
He doesn't even know what the crime is.
210
00:12:09,499 --> 00:12:13,670
No, he's probably just
projecting his latest issues.
211
00:12:15,338 --> 00:12:18,467
-He's projecting his latest issues.
-What, and that's a good thing?
212
00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:20,761
He thinks it's the family. I--
213
00:12:20,844 --> 00:12:24,139
I thought he was upset with me
for rushing him, but he's not. He--
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00:12:25,974 --> 00:12:28,018
He's mad at his own family.
215
00:12:28,101 --> 00:12:29,144
Of course.
216
00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:33,648
I should have stayed home.
217
00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:47,245
The Kingdom was built
from the ground up by our father.
218
00:12:47,329 --> 00:12:50,874
Everyone in the family
has a role in keeping the place running,
219
00:12:50,957 --> 00:12:55,003
but Chris, he never settled into his role.
220
00:12:55,086 --> 00:13:00,050
In-- In fact, he-- he left
a few years back to work for himself.
221
00:13:00,592 --> 00:13:02,677
So, what you're saying is
222
00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:05,722
the wayward son rebelled
against the family, forged his own path,
223
00:13:05,806 --> 00:13:06,932
and then you killed him.
224
00:13:07,015 --> 00:13:09,434
What? We-- we would never.
225
00:13:09,518 --> 00:13:12,521
We were all still close,
even though Chris left.
226
00:13:12,604 --> 00:13:15,941
And look, he died protecting it. He…
227
00:13:17,192 --> 00:13:18,235
he died a hero.
228
00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:21,530
Do any of you know anyone
who'd wanna burn the place down?
229
00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:23,156
Yeah, Juan Perez.
230
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,157
And who's Juan?
231
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:27,077
He is the owner of Hole in Juan.
232
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[laughs] See what he did there?
233
00:13:29,621 --> 00:13:30,664
Sorry. You were saying.
234
00:13:31,248 --> 00:13:33,500
[man] Another mini-golf course
a couple of blocks away.
235
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:38,338
We've had a rivalry for years,
but lately it's gotten pretty intense.
236
00:13:38,421 --> 00:13:42,092
We always pranked each other.
He stole our balls.
237
00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:46,680
We rearranged his putt-putt statues
in suggestive positions.
238
00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:48,390
Ah, well, if you appreciate that,
239
00:13:48,473 --> 00:13:50,809
you'll love what I did with your squires
on the second hole.
240
00:13:50,892 --> 00:13:52,561
And to their second holes.
241
00:13:52,644 --> 00:13:55,647
Yes, but a prank war
isn't motive for murder.
242
00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:57,274
[woman] Things escalated lately.
243
00:13:57,357 --> 00:14:03,029
Last week, Juan spray-painted this
on the side of our castle.
244
00:14:04,489 --> 00:14:06,658
[Chloe] "I will destroy you."
245
00:14:07,868 --> 00:14:09,411
Yes, but are you sure it was him?
246
00:14:10,745 --> 00:14:12,205
He signed it.
247
00:14:12,998 --> 00:14:16,042
-Okay, well, I say we start there.
-[exhales]
248
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♪ I'd give you everything
If you would give it all back to me… ♪
249
00:14:21,673 --> 00:14:24,759
Well, I mean, you know, I'm actually
happy you think it's the family.
250
00:14:24,843 --> 00:14:26,261
It's comforting.
251
00:14:26,344 --> 00:14:29,180
Listen, if you wanna talk about
what's going on with your own family,
252
00:14:29,264 --> 00:14:31,474
I'm here for you, but no pressure at all.
253
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:33,560
[engines revving]
254
00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:39,316
Juan Perez?
255
00:14:39,399 --> 00:14:41,151
-Yeah?
-LAPD.
256
00:14:49,159 --> 00:14:49,993
[gears rattle]
257
00:14:50,076 --> 00:14:52,329
-[engine turns over]
-[tires screech]
258
00:15:01,087 --> 00:15:02,964
[engine powers off]
259
00:15:04,049 --> 00:15:06,176
Whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!
260
00:15:06,259 --> 00:15:09,137
Feeling guilty about something, Juan?
261
00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:11,806
[rattles]
262
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:14,142
We wanna talk to you
about the murder of Chris Peterson.
263
00:15:14,726 --> 00:15:15,560
Chris is dead?
264
00:15:16,436 --> 00:15:17,896
Clearly you don't think that--
265
00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:20,106
Okay, clearly you do.
266
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:22,317
-Look, I would never--
-You ran from the cops.
267
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,778
I thought you were
arresting me for the ZX3!
268
00:15:25,278 --> 00:15:27,948
-It's an illegal--
-Chemical used in street racing.
269
00:15:28,031 --> 00:15:30,825
Surprisingly useful in other ways.
We're familiar.
270
00:15:30,909 --> 00:15:32,994
So you were juicing your carts with ZX3?
271
00:15:33,078 --> 00:15:35,830
[chuckling] Yeah.
Fastest in the whole state.
272
00:15:35,914 --> 00:15:38,249
Yeah, the kids
can't get enough of 'em, so…
273
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:42,087
But if things are going well for you, why
would you threaten to destroy the Kingdom?
274
00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:44,089
'Cause they think they're better than us,
275
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:46,257
looking down from their fancy castle.
Whatever.
276
00:15:46,841 --> 00:15:49,970
Look, with my super-fast carts,
my brand-new arcade,
277
00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:52,263
and hey, guys, you have to play
in the Family War Zone.
278
00:15:52,347 --> 00:15:53,348
Do I?
279
00:15:53,431 --> 00:15:56,476
Uh, we're good. Do you have an alibi
for last night around 10:00 p.m.?
280
00:15:56,559 --> 00:15:59,604
Yeah, I was getting lit up by a bunch
of tweens in my new laser tag arena,
281
00:15:59,688 --> 00:16:01,356
which I totally forgot to mention.
282
00:16:01,439 --> 00:16:03,024
See? Rivalry over.
283
00:16:03,108 --> 00:16:05,986
That's what I told Chris
when he came here looking for a job.
284
00:16:06,611 --> 00:16:07,904
Chris came to you for a job?
285
00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:10,073
Yeah, but I would never employ a Peterson.
286
00:16:10,156 --> 00:16:12,075
I figured Chris had to be a spy.
287
00:16:13,702 --> 00:16:14,536
Thank you, Juan.
288
00:16:16,579 --> 00:16:18,915
It's weird that the family
would never mention that.
289
00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:21,251
I don't think it's weird at all,
because they killed him.
290
00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:24,921
Yes, but if he'd left the family business,
then why would he want a job here?
291
00:16:26,589 --> 00:16:28,466
[woman] Mini-golf was all Chris knew.
292
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:32,804
Job after job,
real estate, chiropractor school…
293
00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:35,140
My boyfriend, he just…
294
00:16:35,765 --> 00:16:37,684
he couldn't shake the love of the game.
295
00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:40,061
We are still talking
about mini-golf, right?
296
00:16:40,145 --> 00:16:41,271
[Lucifer and woman chuckle]
297
00:16:41,354 --> 00:16:42,856
I know it sounds silly.
298
00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:44,941
I never understood it either,
299
00:16:45,025 --> 00:16:47,944
but try as he might,
he couldn't get away from it.
300
00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:50,905
Well, if Chris wanted
to work in mini-golf so badly,
301
00:16:50,989 --> 00:16:53,366
why wouldn't he just
go back to the Kingdom?
302
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,618
Because his family
was a dysfunctional heap of garbage
303
00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:56,995
who made his life a living hell?
304
00:16:57,078 --> 00:17:01,041
-I'm sorry for my partner.
-No, he's right.
305
00:17:01,124 --> 00:17:02,000
They're awful.
306
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:06,463
Um, sorry, the family said that
they got along great with Chris.
307
00:17:06,546 --> 00:17:08,089
[both chuckle]
308
00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:10,550
They're the reason
he left in the first place.
309
00:17:10,633 --> 00:17:12,677
Chris couldn't stand
being around any of them.
310
00:17:13,803 --> 00:17:14,804
I see.
311
00:17:15,764 --> 00:17:19,934
Did you know that Chris
had applied for a job at Hole in Juan?
312
00:17:20,018 --> 00:17:21,186
No, I didn't.
313
00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:22,228
But it makes sense.
314
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,607
He'd never go back to the Kingdom.
He'd rather--
315
00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:28,693
Burn it down. That's what
I tried to do with the Silver City.
316
00:17:28,777 --> 00:17:30,862
[chuckles] Not that I'm comparing the two.
317
00:17:30,945 --> 00:17:32,447
Fewer windmills up there.
318
00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:34,491
Right, excuse us.
319
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:38,578
Lucifer, you might be right. It might
be someone in the family after all.
320
00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:41,289
Well, of course it is. [scoffs]
321
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,727
Hello, Mazikeen.
322
00:18:02,811 --> 00:18:04,395
I've been waiting for you.
323
00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:05,939
I made your favorite drink.
324
00:18:06,523 --> 00:18:08,108
That isn't my favorite drink.
325
00:18:08,191 --> 00:18:09,234
We'll see.
326
00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:16,908
-[God] Mm. Mmm.
-Hmm.
327
00:18:18,743 --> 00:18:21,037
It's… okay.
328
00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:22,622
[God] Hmm.
329
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:26,501
[Mazikeen] Mm.
330
00:18:27,752 --> 00:18:29,003
Where is everybody?
331
00:18:29,087 --> 00:18:31,840
Well, I sent Michael
to Florence to get truffles.
332
00:18:32,882 --> 00:18:35,260
Linda's taken Charlie for a walk,
333
00:18:35,343 --> 00:18:38,054
and Amenadiel is off on a personal errand.
334
00:18:38,596 --> 00:18:40,431
So it's just you and me.
335
00:18:41,349 --> 00:18:43,518
You can ask what you've come to ask.
336
00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:47,897
[clears throat]
337
00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:51,276
I want you to give me a soul.
338
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:54,696
Please.
339
00:18:56,072 --> 00:18:57,198
Why do you want one?
340
00:18:58,575 --> 00:19:00,660
Because everyone has one except me.
341
00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:04,873
That's why I can't…
342
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:07,709
connect.
343
00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:10,879
Why I'm so alone.
344
00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:12,589
Mazikeen.
345
00:19:14,716 --> 00:19:16,801
You're perfect just the way you are.
346
00:19:16,885 --> 00:19:20,305
-[laughs] What the hell does that mean?
-It means I can't help you.
347
00:19:20,388 --> 00:19:21,222
Can't?
348
00:19:21,973 --> 00:19:22,932
Or won't?
349
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:30,148
Still think I'm perfect now?
350
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:35,069
You… are you.
351
00:19:37,572 --> 00:19:39,073
And I'd never change that.
352
00:19:40,617 --> 00:19:42,577
You know what I think, hmm?
353
00:19:44,245 --> 00:19:46,873
I think you messed up
when you made demons.
354
00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:49,250
When you made me.
355
00:19:50,585 --> 00:19:52,378
I think you made a mistake.
356
00:19:53,504 --> 00:19:55,632
And you don't wanna admit it.
357
00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:06,392
-[door opens, closes]
-[sighs]
358
00:20:08,811 --> 00:20:13,650
♪ So down, so deep… ♪
359
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:14,567
Nope.
360
00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:17,195
♪ Nobody has nothing on me ♪
361
00:20:17,278 --> 00:20:19,280
What are you doing here, brother?
362
00:20:19,364 --> 00:20:20,907
Solving a very important case.
363
00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:23,117
A mini-golf murder. High-stakes stuff.
364
00:20:23,201 --> 00:20:24,744
Father is here, Lucy.
365
00:20:25,662 --> 00:20:26,496
On Earth.
366
00:20:26,579 --> 00:20:28,748
You heard me say mini-golf, right?
367
00:20:29,624 --> 00:20:30,792
Wha--?
368
00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:32,835
He wants to see us.
369
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,422
Talk to us. I mean,
we can finally get some answers.
370
00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:37,423
[chuckles]
371
00:20:37,507 --> 00:20:41,928
Well, based on my conversations
with him so far, not bloody likely.
372
00:20:42,679 --> 00:20:45,682
[sighs] You know, he's hardly said
a word to us our entire lives, brother,
373
00:20:45,765 --> 00:20:47,475
and now he suddenly wants to catch up.
374
00:20:47,558 --> 00:20:48,935
What next?
375
00:20:49,018 --> 00:20:51,896
A game of rounders in the park?
A little push on the swings?
376
00:20:53,189 --> 00:20:54,899
Would you stop playing silly buggers?
377
00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:57,652
-I like to see it as a gesture, Lucy.
-[scoffs]
378
00:20:57,735 --> 00:21:01,030
And one that I think
that we should seriously consider.
379
00:21:01,114 --> 00:21:03,616
[sighs] Brother.
380
00:21:04,826 --> 00:21:09,330
You've done so well getting out
from under dear old Dad's thumb.
381
00:21:09,414 --> 00:21:11,040
Becoming your own man.
382
00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:13,918
But one fatherly slap on the back
383
00:21:14,002 --> 00:21:17,338
and you're back to being
his dutiful lackey, aren't you?
384
00:21:17,422 --> 00:21:19,340
-Lackey?
-Mm-hmm.
385
00:21:19,424 --> 00:21:20,842
Well, look who's talking.
386
00:21:20,925 --> 00:21:23,136
Father shows up
for one minute, Lucy, one minute,
387
00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:25,847
and you go right back
to being a spoiled child,
388
00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:27,056
stomping off to pout!
389
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:29,559
I wasn't pouting! Now look what you did.
390
00:21:30,268 --> 00:21:32,353
[exhales] Listen, Lucy, I…
391
00:21:34,564 --> 00:21:39,235
I know that Dad has been
a bit careless in the past, distant.
392
00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:40,737
[scoffs]
393
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:43,656
-All right, he's been a real ass.
-Hmm.
394
00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,408
But he's our father, Lucy.
395
00:21:45,491 --> 00:21:46,409
Yes.
396
00:21:47,368 --> 00:21:50,830
Our almighty, all-powerful dad
397
00:21:50,913 --> 00:21:54,417
who will never admit
to being anything other than perfect.
398
00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:59,047
Well, guess what, brother. He can
kiss my imperfect, banished backside!
399
00:21:59,881 --> 00:22:00,840
-Lucy.
-Yeah.
400
00:22:05,345 --> 00:22:07,930
[Amenadiel sighs] Right.
401
00:22:11,059 --> 00:22:11,934
Wow.
402
00:22:13,019 --> 00:22:15,730
-Things are looking really clean in here.
-Oh.
403
00:22:15,813 --> 00:22:18,941
Yeah, well, I'm waiting on lab results,
404
00:22:19,025 --> 00:22:21,819
so I thought
I'd catch up on some maintenance.
405
00:22:21,903 --> 00:22:22,862
[clicks tongue]
406
00:22:22,945 --> 00:22:26,449
Beakers are clean,
so you know what that means.
407
00:22:26,532 --> 00:22:27,367
What's that?
408
00:22:29,452 --> 00:22:30,411
Pipette time!
409
00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:34,874
I throw myself into work
when I'm dealing with something too.
410
00:22:34,957 --> 00:22:36,292
Oh, I'm fine.
411
00:22:38,753 --> 00:22:41,881
Ella, none of us saw this coming.
Pete had all of us fooled.
412
00:22:42,673 --> 00:22:43,508
He had me fooled.
413
00:22:43,591 --> 00:22:45,468
Yeah, I guess you're right.
414
00:22:45,551 --> 00:22:47,720
I mean, after all,
you had sex with him too.
415
00:22:48,721 --> 00:22:50,723
So it's a little different, right?
416
00:22:52,975 --> 00:22:53,810
Right.
417
00:22:55,353 --> 00:22:58,314
Listen, I can't pretend
to understand how you're feeling,
418
00:22:58,898 --> 00:23:02,819
but I did just go through an experience
where someone I thought I knew wasn't…
419
00:23:04,404 --> 00:23:05,655
who I thought he was.
420
00:23:06,155 --> 00:23:08,241
Hard to beat a secret serial killer.
421
00:23:08,324 --> 00:23:09,367
[chuckles] You'd think.
422
00:23:12,537 --> 00:23:13,830
Listen, the point is…
423
00:23:15,748 --> 00:23:17,792
so many people wear masks, Ella.
424
00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:20,628
They… they hide who they really are.
425
00:23:20,711 --> 00:23:21,546
But not you.
426
00:23:23,131 --> 00:23:25,508
You put yourself out there, heart first.
427
00:23:25,591 --> 00:23:28,010
The downside is you get hurt more easily.
428
00:23:28,094 --> 00:23:30,179
[scoffs] Ain't that the truth.
429
00:23:30,763 --> 00:23:32,014
But the upside is
430
00:23:32,098 --> 00:23:34,267
you put so much love into the world, Ella.
431
00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:37,437
Please don't let this change that,
432
00:23:38,354 --> 00:23:39,355
change you.
433
00:23:40,606 --> 00:23:43,276
We need more people
like you out there, Ella.
434
00:23:44,694 --> 00:23:45,611
Not less.
435
00:23:48,823 --> 00:23:49,699
[Lucifer] Oh.
436
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,952
[sighs]
437
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,956
Lucifer. Okay, so, new theory--
438
00:23:57,039 --> 00:23:59,167
Unh-unh. Just hold that thought.
439
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,836
Here. It's slightly right edge.
440
00:24:01,919 --> 00:24:03,379
Go on, you were saying?
441
00:24:03,463 --> 00:24:07,967
Right. So wayward son Chris
attempted to burn down the Kingdom.
442
00:24:08,050 --> 00:24:12,180
One of the siblings,
at least, found him mid-arson.
443
00:24:12,263 --> 00:24:15,933
They must have got into a fight
about it, and Chris ended up dead.
444
00:24:16,017 --> 00:24:18,186
[exhales] The poor lad
just wanted a fresh start,
445
00:24:18,269 --> 00:24:21,063
and now he
finds himself cast down into Hell…
446
00:24:21,147 --> 00:24:22,648
I'm-- I'm assuming.
447
00:24:22,732 --> 00:24:25,610
Anyone that fixated
on mini-golf must have issues.
448
00:24:25,693 --> 00:24:26,569
-Right.
-[exhales]
449
00:24:26,652 --> 00:24:29,947
So, say Chris was you.
450
00:24:30,031 --> 00:24:30,865
[Lucifer] Hmm.
451
00:24:30,948 --> 00:24:34,035
Uh, then the killer would be who?
452
00:24:34,118 --> 00:24:34,952
Michael?
453
00:24:35,536 --> 00:24:37,705
Detective, why are you
bringing my brother into this?
454
00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:40,625
Well, because you're having family issues,
455
00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:44,504
and rather than fight that,
I thought I would use that to help you.
456
00:24:44,587 --> 00:24:48,049
You know, to help us to solve the case.
457
00:24:48,132 --> 00:24:49,592
Very well, if you insist.
458
00:24:49,675 --> 00:24:52,136
Great. Let's go find our Michael.
459
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:54,430
-Okay.
-[exhales]
460
00:24:57,183 --> 00:24:58,309
[Chloe clears throat]
461
00:25:00,770 --> 00:25:04,982
Uh, did you have
any grievances with Chris?
462
00:25:05,066 --> 00:25:08,528
No. Of course not. We all loved him.
463
00:25:08,611 --> 00:25:10,988
We were one big, happy…
464
00:25:11,072 --> 00:25:14,158
-…family.
-[scoffs] No such thing.
465
00:25:14,242 --> 00:25:17,495
-We should arrest them for that lie alone.
-We heard otherwise.
466
00:25:17,578 --> 00:25:18,538
You have?
467
00:25:18,621 --> 00:25:20,665
Uh, from who?
468
00:25:20,748 --> 00:25:23,876
-Hmm. [clicks tongue]
-Was it Larry? Of course it was.
469
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,504
Did Ted tell you
that I have a problem with April?
470
00:25:26,587 --> 00:25:30,258
Huh? Wait! They're both liars.
471
00:25:30,341 --> 00:25:33,761
It wasn't enough for you to manipulate
your poor, misunderstood brother,
472
00:25:33,844 --> 00:25:36,556
you had to ruin his life as well?
473
00:25:36,639 --> 00:25:37,890
Ruin his life?
474
00:25:37,974 --> 00:25:41,102
Kill. He means kill… his life.
475
00:25:41,185 --> 00:25:43,396
-Well, I had nothing to do with it.
-No.
476
00:25:43,479 --> 00:25:44,480
I swear.
477
00:25:44,564 --> 00:25:48,150
So all three of you claim to have
been working the night of the murder.
478
00:25:48,234 --> 00:25:50,444
-So what were you doing?
-Maintenance.
479
00:25:50,528 --> 00:25:51,654
On the arcade games.
480
00:25:51,737 --> 00:25:53,155
Updating the books.
481
00:25:53,239 --> 00:25:55,700
Cleaning the toilets.
482
00:25:56,284 --> 00:25:58,619
And can your siblings corroborate that?
483
00:25:58,703 --> 00:25:59,662
Sure.
484
00:26:00,371 --> 00:26:02,164
I mean, I don't know if Ted will.
485
00:26:02,248 --> 00:26:04,333
He was gone a while.
486
00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:07,044
I wasn't there the entire night.
487
00:26:08,129 --> 00:26:12,592
I went out to the parking lot
to make out with my new girlfriend.
488
00:26:12,675 --> 00:26:15,177
Ugh. Have you seen Ted?
489
00:26:15,261 --> 00:26:18,222
-No one wants to smash that.
-[chuckles] Unless he's paying her.
490
00:26:18,306 --> 00:26:19,599
I wasn't paying!
491
00:26:19,682 --> 00:26:23,769
You should talk to April.
She disappeared for a while.
492
00:26:23,853 --> 00:26:26,147
She was "in the bathroom."
493
00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:29,900
I was smoking pot. Okay? It's the only way
I can deal with my brothers.
494
00:26:29,984 --> 00:26:31,027
Understandable.
495
00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:33,362
What did April do? Come in here and whine?
496
00:26:33,446 --> 00:26:36,699
You know,
Larry was always jealous of Chris.
497
00:26:37,199 --> 00:26:40,161
If either of those idiots did it,
it was him.
498
00:26:40,745 --> 00:26:44,081
Jealous. Looks like we found our Michael.
499
00:26:44,165 --> 00:26:46,667
Hmm. He seems
more like an Amenadiel to me.
500
00:26:46,751 --> 00:26:52,048
[sighs] Unless he's a Michael
pretending to be an Amenadiel.
501
00:26:53,174 --> 00:26:56,218
Michael never pretends to be Amenadiel.
They look nothing alike.
502
00:26:56,302 --> 00:26:57,136
No, I mean…
503
00:26:58,429 --> 00:27:00,348
[sighs] No, just, never mind.
504
00:27:00,431 --> 00:27:03,392
Look, I'm sorry, Detective.
I think I need a moment.
505
00:27:06,979 --> 00:27:09,190
Excuse us. Lucifer, I--
506
00:27:12,568 --> 00:27:13,694
[sighs]
507
00:27:16,072 --> 00:27:18,032
Listen, what if they're all Michaels?
508
00:27:18,115 --> 00:27:20,034
Look how quickly
they turned on each other.
509
00:27:20,117 --> 00:27:20,951
Perhaps.
510
00:27:21,786 --> 00:27:22,703
[Chloe sighs]
511
00:27:23,829 --> 00:27:25,706
What if they apologized to you?
512
00:27:26,332 --> 00:27:27,208
To me?
513
00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:28,793
I mean, to Chris.
514
00:27:28,876 --> 00:27:31,754
I don't understand.
What good is apologizing to a dead body?
515
00:27:31,837 --> 00:27:33,130
-[officer] Detective.
-Yes.
516
00:27:35,091 --> 00:27:37,927
I'm Peter Peterson, and I, um--
517
00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:40,888
Have the greatest name ever. [chuckles]
518
00:27:40,971 --> 00:27:42,473
I'm the father of--
519
00:27:42,556 --> 00:27:44,600
Chris Peterson, yes.
520
00:27:44,684 --> 00:27:46,185
So sorry for your loss.
521
00:27:46,268 --> 00:27:49,647
Thank you. But I'm afraid
you're after the wrong suspects.
522
00:27:50,231 --> 00:27:51,148
Right.
523
00:27:51,232 --> 00:27:52,775
Well, with all due respect--
524
00:27:52,858 --> 00:27:54,860
I killed my son.
525
00:27:55,778 --> 00:27:58,739
And I can't let
another one of my children suffer
526
00:27:58,823 --> 00:28:00,282
because of my mistakes.
527
00:28:01,242 --> 00:28:04,995
I dropped by the, uh, Kingdom last night.
528
00:28:05,079 --> 00:28:08,916
I saw Chris take a gas can from the shed.
529
00:28:08,999 --> 00:28:10,918
I tried to stop him, of course,
530
00:28:11,502 --> 00:28:13,504
but we fought and--
531
00:28:13,587 --> 00:28:15,423
I mean, it was an accident, but…
532
00:28:17,174 --> 00:28:20,052
I killed my own son.
533
00:28:22,054 --> 00:28:22,930
I see.
534
00:28:23,723 --> 00:28:27,309
Well, thank you for that.
Would you please take his full statement?
535
00:28:27,393 --> 00:28:30,187
-I'll be with you in a minute.
-All right. I'm--
536
00:28:34,650 --> 00:28:35,484
Lucifer.
537
00:28:36,569 --> 00:28:37,403
Are you okay?
538
00:28:39,822 --> 00:28:42,116
I am, Detective.
539
00:28:42,908 --> 00:28:46,287
You know, hearing that
confession felt great, actually,
540
00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:48,497
like exactly what I've been searching for.
541
00:28:49,749 --> 00:28:52,418
I think I now know
exactly what I need to do.
542
00:28:55,045 --> 00:29:00,384
♪ I got a fever
Running up a hundred degrees ♪
543
00:29:00,468 --> 00:29:05,931
♪ I am a real king
Gather 'round and follow my lead ♪
544
00:29:06,015 --> 00:29:08,559
♪ I'm like a dust storm ♪
545
00:29:08,642 --> 00:29:13,314
-♪ Going down in history ♪
- ♪ History… ♪
546
00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:19,403
I'm sorry, Father,
but we shouldn't be surprised.
547
00:29:19,487 --> 00:29:22,364
I mean, Lucifer isn't mature enough.
548
00:29:22,448 --> 00:29:23,991
Sorry I'm late!
549
00:29:24,492 --> 00:29:27,244
♪ Not gonna wanna mess with me ♪
550
00:29:27,328 --> 00:29:28,454
I brought soufflé.
551
00:29:36,587 --> 00:29:38,881
Risen perfectly, just as you like 'em.
552
00:29:42,259 --> 00:29:43,636
[sighs]
553
00:29:45,304 --> 00:29:48,098
[chair scrapes]
554
00:29:51,977 --> 00:29:53,312
[clears throat]
555
00:29:58,901 --> 00:30:00,361
I'm glad you came, son.
556
00:30:00,444 --> 00:30:01,529
Me too.
557
00:30:04,073 --> 00:30:05,366
[exhales]
558
00:30:05,449 --> 00:30:10,037
Yeah, I find that, at family events,
a couple of bottles help.
559
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,664
-[chuckles]
-To start.
560
00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:15,543
Okay. I'm off.
-You're not joining us, Linda?
561
00:30:17,044 --> 00:30:20,589
Well, this is a family dinner,
562
00:30:20,673 --> 00:30:23,759
and, well, I'm… not.
563
00:30:24,301 --> 00:30:26,512
You are the mother of my grandchild.
564
00:30:27,888 --> 00:30:29,431
Of course you're family.
565
00:30:37,314 --> 00:30:39,275
-[whispers] You were so close.
-I know.
566
00:30:42,278 --> 00:30:43,279
[clears throat]
567
00:30:43,362 --> 00:30:45,865
Well, this smells delicious, Father.
568
00:30:45,948 --> 00:30:48,784
You have outdone your always-divine touch.
569
00:30:48,868 --> 00:30:50,452
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
570
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,872
Aren't you forgetting something?
571
00:30:54,206 --> 00:30:55,875
Well, shouldn't we say grace?
572
00:30:57,126 --> 00:30:58,127
[scoffs]
573
00:31:05,175 --> 00:31:06,886
I'll say it?
574
00:31:08,804 --> 00:31:10,222
-Okay.
-[clears throat]
575
00:31:13,017 --> 00:31:14,768
I'd like to thank God for--
576
00:31:17,521 --> 00:31:18,647
[chuckles]
577
00:31:20,608 --> 00:31:23,861
I'm used to you
being up there. [clears throat]
578
00:31:24,945 --> 00:31:31,827
Thank you, God,
for this food and the company, and…
579
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:39,126
oceans and napkins
580
00:31:39,752 --> 00:31:42,254
and shoes and life.
581
00:31:42,338 --> 00:31:44,089
Yeah, that about covers it, Doctor.
582
00:31:44,173 --> 00:31:46,133
-Thank you. Amen.
-[Linda clears throat]
583
00:31:46,216 --> 00:31:47,843
That was beautiful, Linda.
584
00:31:47,927 --> 00:31:48,802
Thank you.
585
00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:51,055
I just thanked God for napkins.
586
00:31:51,138 --> 00:31:53,349
-It was better than I would have done.
-Okay.
587
00:31:53,432 --> 00:31:54,266
Well.
588
00:31:55,142 --> 00:31:55,976
Let's dig in.
589
00:31:59,229 --> 00:32:01,273
[Michael sighs]
590
00:32:02,399 --> 00:32:03,776
Well, isn't this great?
591
00:32:04,443 --> 00:32:06,820
Wonderful meal with family.
592
00:32:11,575 --> 00:32:13,243
[chuckles]
593
00:32:39,687 --> 00:32:41,772
Oh, my God.
594
00:32:42,439 --> 00:32:44,692
[sighs] I mean, you.
595
00:32:44,775 --> 00:32:46,318
-I mean…
-[God and Linda chuckle]
596
00:32:46,402 --> 00:32:48,696
This is-- this is delicious.
597
00:32:48,779 --> 00:32:49,613
Almost--
598
00:32:49,697 --> 00:32:50,698
Heavenly?
599
00:32:50,781 --> 00:32:52,616
-[sighs]
-[laughing]
600
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:55,744
All it takes is
just the right amount of rosemary.
601
00:32:56,328 --> 00:32:58,288
You know,
I have to compliment you, Michael.
602
00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:01,875
At first, I thought
you exploiting poor Amenadiel's fears
603
00:33:01,959 --> 00:33:05,004
about Charlie's mortality
was just a-- a real shit move.
604
00:33:05,087 --> 00:33:06,213
[chuckles]
605
00:33:06,797 --> 00:33:09,842
And impersonating me, ravaging my life,
606
00:33:09,925 --> 00:33:11,593
convincing a friend to shoot me
607
00:33:11,677 --> 00:33:14,555
and kidnapping my girlfriend,
downright villainous.
608
00:33:14,638 --> 00:33:16,765
None of these sound like compliments.
609
00:33:16,849 --> 00:33:20,102
I started to wonder,
maybe there was an endgame.
610
00:33:20,185 --> 00:33:23,522
You create a mess
big enough to bring God himself down,
611
00:33:23,605 --> 00:33:25,274
we all regress in Dad's presence,
612
00:33:25,357 --> 00:33:27,317
noble Amenadiel takes the blame,
613
00:33:27,401 --> 00:33:30,029
rebellious Lucifer
runs off in a huff, leaving you…
614
00:33:31,321 --> 00:33:33,240
looking like the perfect son.
615
00:33:34,491 --> 00:33:39,038
But now, I realize it was just
to bring the family together for dinner.
616
00:33:39,121 --> 00:33:40,831
[chuckles]
617
00:33:40,914 --> 00:33:41,915
Pass the chicken.
618
00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:48,422
I know what you're trying to do, but
I'm not gonna let you ruin this, Samael.
619
00:33:49,339 --> 00:33:50,674
Very well, Mi-ka-el.
620
00:33:50,758 --> 00:33:53,469
-It's "Michael"!
-Is it?
621
00:33:53,552 --> 00:33:55,387
I mean, we're twins, after all.
622
00:33:55,471 --> 00:33:58,057
Fairly certain
Dad wanted them to rhyme. Dad?
623
00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:00,267
I did like the sound of that.
624
00:34:00,809 --> 00:34:03,896
Samael, Mi-ka-el. [chuckles]
625
00:34:03,979 --> 00:34:06,982
-But you boys had other ideas.
-[Amenadiel] Hmm.
626
00:34:08,275 --> 00:34:10,778
You know, I'm glad
you persuaded me to come, brother.
627
00:34:10,861 --> 00:34:13,781
Like you said, it's worth it,
even if Dad has been a real ass.
628
00:34:13,864 --> 00:34:16,283
[gulps, coughs]
629
00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:19,620
That's, um… [chuckles]
630
00:34:19,703 --> 00:34:21,997
That's actually not what I said.
631
00:34:22,790 --> 00:34:25,125
I was sympathizing
with my little brother, Dad,
632
00:34:25,209 --> 00:34:27,753
trying to, uh, get him to come to dinner.
633
00:34:28,462 --> 00:34:29,755
It's okay, son.
634
00:34:29,838 --> 00:34:30,839
Is it?
635
00:34:30,923 --> 00:34:31,965
And was he?
636
00:34:32,049 --> 00:34:36,011
[chuckles] Now think of what Amenadiel
went through the past couple of years.
637
00:34:36,095 --> 00:34:38,555
All that anguish,
thinking he'd fallen from your favor.
638
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:41,308
He lost his wings, his very sense of self.
639
00:34:41,391 --> 00:34:42,476
Yeah, that's a bit dramatic.
640
00:34:42,559 --> 00:34:47,064
Only to discover that
he was doing it all to himself.
641
00:34:47,648 --> 00:34:49,733
Couldn't you have just
told us that's how we all work,
642
00:34:49,817 --> 00:34:52,736
instead of letting your favorite son
think he was being brutally punished,
643
00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:54,321
that he was a failure?
644
00:34:54,404 --> 00:34:57,074
-Lucy, come on.
-[chuckles] No, don't worry, brother.
645
00:34:57,157 --> 00:34:58,325
We're all being tortured.
646
00:34:59,243 --> 00:35:02,913
All in the name
of our father's mysterious ways.
647
00:35:02,996 --> 00:35:04,373
Ooh!
648
00:35:04,456 --> 00:35:06,291
For example, Dad…
649
00:35:07,292 --> 00:35:12,881
are you ever going to tell us why Hell
suddenly doesn't need a warden anymore?
650
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,724
I have a good reason.
651
00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:25,519
Oh, it's a good reason.
652
00:35:25,602 --> 00:35:26,979
Well, that explains it.
653
00:35:27,062 --> 00:35:29,273
As always, super clear. Thanks, Pops.
654
00:35:29,356 --> 00:35:31,608
What are you even
complaining about, Lucifer?
655
00:35:31,692 --> 00:35:34,862
You got your own kingdom
as a reward for bad behavior.
656
00:35:39,658 --> 00:35:41,034
Is that how you see it?
657
00:35:42,244 --> 00:35:47,916
Being forced to torture souls for hundreds
of thousands of years was an "attaboy"?
658
00:35:48,959 --> 00:35:50,711
Sure, I was king of Hell,
659
00:35:50,794 --> 00:35:52,504
but I was still in Hell.
660
00:35:52,588 --> 00:35:55,883
If that's not a poisoned chalice,
I don't know what is.
661
00:35:55,966 --> 00:35:58,886
You have no idea what that was like,
662
00:35:58,969 --> 00:36:01,054
how easy you had it.
663
00:36:01,847 --> 00:36:02,723
Easy?
664
00:36:02,806 --> 00:36:03,849
[scoffs]
665
00:36:03,932 --> 00:36:06,894
I spent my entire life
in the worst kind of Hell there is.
666
00:36:06,977 --> 00:36:10,856
-Lucy, Michael, come on.
-Oh, what could possibly be worse?
667
00:36:10,939 --> 00:36:13,150
Sharing a face with you!
668
00:36:17,738 --> 00:36:18,739
Guess what.
669
00:36:18,822 --> 00:36:21,074
When your twin is the light bringer,
670
00:36:21,158 --> 00:36:23,994
turns out you have no choice
but to live in the shadows.
671
00:36:24,077 --> 00:36:28,832
We were dealt the same hand,
the same face, the same bloody shoulders,
672
00:36:28,916 --> 00:36:32,419
except you had a chip on yours
so big you managed to self-actualize it.
673
00:36:32,502 --> 00:36:35,255
Oh, no, no, no, there's nothing
wrong with him, don't be fooled!
674
00:36:35,339 --> 00:36:38,592
You have no one to blame
but yourself for who you are.
675
00:36:38,675 --> 00:36:39,593
Lucy!
676
00:36:39,676 --> 00:36:41,303
Oh, I blame you plenty.
677
00:36:41,386 --> 00:36:44,598
-Michael!
-Of course you do, you petty little--
678
00:36:44,681 --> 00:36:48,560
-Children!
-[thunder crashing]
679
00:37:07,955 --> 00:37:10,249
[Lucifer] And there it is.
680
00:37:10,332 --> 00:37:12,584
The Old Testament wrath.
681
00:37:15,921 --> 00:37:17,589
Wasn't sure you still had it in you.
682
00:37:21,009 --> 00:37:24,304
All I wanted was a nice family dinner.
683
00:37:26,723 --> 00:37:29,059
But apparently that's too much to ask.
684
00:37:29,142 --> 00:37:31,770
-[scoffs]
-[thunder rumbles]
685
00:37:37,317 --> 00:37:41,113
[Linda laughing]
686
00:37:45,993 --> 00:37:47,577
[continues laughing]
687
00:37:48,161 --> 00:37:49,037
Chicken.
688
00:37:51,081 --> 00:37:53,000
I get it.
689
00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:55,335
I get it. It's your favorite.
690
00:37:55,419 --> 00:37:59,464
That's-- that's why
everything tastes like chicken.
691
00:37:59,548 --> 00:38:01,508
[laughing]
692
00:38:02,301 --> 00:38:04,386
I'm sorry, I'm just really uncomfortable.
693
00:38:04,469 --> 00:38:08,890
No, Linda, we're sorry. That you
had to witness something like this.
694
00:38:08,974 --> 00:38:11,601
The most dysfunctional family ever.
695
00:38:13,895 --> 00:38:15,397
No. [sighs]
696
00:38:16,565 --> 00:38:18,108
Actually, it's…
697
00:38:19,943 --> 00:38:22,237
it's wonderfully normal.
698
00:38:23,655 --> 00:38:26,074
Well, I mean, except for the rain.
699
00:38:28,035 --> 00:38:29,202
No, it's just…
700
00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:33,957
three sons who want their father's love.
701
00:38:36,126 --> 00:38:38,295
And who don't feel
like they're getting it.
702
00:38:38,378 --> 00:38:40,464
I don't want Dad's love.
703
00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:45,886
I just want him to admit
to the fact that he's a bad father.
704
00:38:47,596 --> 00:38:48,430
Although…
705
00:38:49,765 --> 00:38:53,352
maybe that's part
of the reason he is a bad father.
706
00:38:53,435 --> 00:38:55,604
Well done, Doctor.
You're as insightful as ever.
707
00:38:55,687 --> 00:38:58,482
No, that wasn't exactly what
I was saying. [sighs] As usual--
708
00:38:58,565 --> 00:39:01,068
-You're really being unfair.
-Oh, come on, brother.
709
00:39:01,777 --> 00:39:04,446
Would you treat Charlie
the same way Dad's treated us?
710
00:39:04,529 --> 00:39:07,449
-Well, I--
-Be honest! Please.
711
00:39:13,997 --> 00:39:15,999
I'm sorry, Dad, but I hope not.
712
00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:20,128
And you'd do anything
for your son, wouldn't you?
713
00:39:21,588 --> 00:39:22,756
I would.
714
00:39:22,839 --> 00:39:25,008
[Lucifer] Michael and I
don't agree on much,
715
00:39:25,092 --> 00:39:28,929
but the one thing that we all
have in common is you, Dad.
716
00:39:30,055 --> 00:39:32,015
And how much you've screwed us up.
717
00:39:34,643 --> 00:39:37,187
I mean, if all the apples are bad…
718
00:39:38,939 --> 00:39:40,982
maybe it's the tree that's the problem.
719
00:39:41,942 --> 00:39:43,777
I'm sorry you feel that way.
720
00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:48,824
All I ever wanted was to empower you…
721
00:39:50,325 --> 00:39:51,576
all my children,
722
00:39:52,744 --> 00:39:54,287
to make your own choices.
723
00:39:54,371 --> 00:39:56,706
Is that why you've always been so cryptic?
724
00:39:56,790 --> 00:39:59,793
Oh. Before you answer that cryptically,
725
00:39:59,876 --> 00:40:04,423
I would like to instead
ask you one simple question
726
00:40:04,506 --> 00:40:07,551
and get one simple answer.
727
00:40:07,634 --> 00:40:10,011
A confession, if you will.
728
00:40:10,095 --> 00:40:12,264
Dad, you don't have to do this.
729
00:40:15,976 --> 00:40:17,686
What's your question, Samael?
730
00:40:24,109 --> 00:40:24,943
Dad…
731
00:40:26,903 --> 00:40:28,155
do you love us?
732
00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:30,782
[thunder crashing]
733
00:40:40,459 --> 00:40:41,835
If I have to tell you…
734
00:40:43,628 --> 00:40:45,380
then I really have failed.
735
00:40:49,384 --> 00:40:50,343
A no, then.
736
00:40:50,427 --> 00:40:53,305
-That's not what he said.
-[Lucifer] He didn't say yes, did he?
737
00:40:53,388 --> 00:40:55,557
When I don't wanna lie,
I don't answer the question.
738
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,601
Picked that up from you, Dad.
739
00:41:00,145 --> 00:41:02,731
[scoffs, inhales deeply]
740
00:41:02,814 --> 00:41:04,691
You know, it's-- It's funny.
741
00:41:06,193 --> 00:41:08,695
I thought this moment
would give me some catharsis.
742
00:41:10,739 --> 00:41:14,409
But instead, it's just
made me realize one simple truth.
743
00:41:17,037 --> 00:41:18,955
That you will never love us…
744
00:41:20,582 --> 00:41:22,709
because you're incapable of love.
745
00:41:25,045 --> 00:41:26,922
-[huffs]
-[thunder crashes]
746
00:41:28,465 --> 00:41:29,716
And that's just sad.
747
00:41:32,469 --> 00:41:33,386
For all of us.
748
00:41:34,346 --> 00:41:36,348
[thunder rumbles]
749
00:41:46,733 --> 00:41:49,110
[door opens, closes]
750
00:41:56,243 --> 00:41:59,037
-More wine?
-[thunder crashes]
751
00:42:07,045 --> 00:42:09,464
[sighs] Hello, ladies.
752
00:42:09,965 --> 00:42:12,968
What exciting new case
are we investigating today?
753
00:42:14,427 --> 00:42:15,345
Hole in Juan?
754
00:42:15,428 --> 00:42:17,889
I don't understand. Peterson confessed.
755
00:42:17,973 --> 00:42:20,141
Yeah, his confession doesn't add up.
756
00:42:20,225 --> 00:42:23,478
Yeah, we found traces of ZX3
in the fuel that burned down the Kingdom.
757
00:42:23,562 --> 00:42:27,732
Oh! So whoever burned down
the Kingdom used gas from Hole in Juan.
758
00:42:27,816 --> 00:42:30,694
Yeah, but Peterson told us
he saw his son get gas from the shed.
759
00:42:30,777 --> 00:42:34,030
So he lied. Fathers do that. [chuckles]
760
00:42:34,114 --> 00:42:36,908
Well, we pulled surveillance footage
from the day before Chris died.
761
00:42:36,992 --> 00:42:38,368
[Ella] There's Chris.
762
00:42:38,451 --> 00:42:40,954
I mean, he does
look like he's applying for a job.
763
00:42:41,037 --> 00:42:44,666
-It tracks with what we know.
-Yeah, but something doesn't track.
764
00:42:44,749 --> 00:42:47,669
That looks like his girlfriend Betty.
765
00:42:47,752 --> 00:42:49,713
And she told us
she didn't know anything about it.
766
00:42:49,796 --> 00:42:52,090
Looks like Peterson
wasn't the only one lying.
767
00:42:52,173 --> 00:42:54,759
Right. We need to bring Betty in,
see what she's hiding.
768
00:42:54,843 --> 00:42:56,761
-We have to get Peterson back--
-Hey, guys.
769
00:42:56,845 --> 00:42:58,471
-[Chloe] Yeah.
-Peterson's running.
770
00:42:58,555 --> 00:43:00,515
-[Chloe] What?
-He bailed on house arrest.
771
00:43:00,599 --> 00:43:04,060
His ankle bracelet pinged in downtown
traffic. He's headed to Union Station.
772
00:43:04,144 --> 00:43:07,981
-If he's innocent, why is he running?
-Well, let's go and find out, shall we?
773
00:43:16,865 --> 00:43:17,741
So…
774
00:43:20,827 --> 00:43:22,829
-Charlie.
-Hmm.
775
00:43:25,248 --> 00:43:26,333
He's, um…
776
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,004
He's mortal, isn't he?
777
00:43:32,505 --> 00:43:33,506
It appears so.
778
00:43:35,967 --> 00:43:38,261
So he'll suffer like all humans, Dad.
779
00:43:41,431 --> 00:43:42,891
Get sick.
780
00:43:45,935 --> 00:43:46,770
Grow old.
781
00:43:51,191 --> 00:43:52,275
Die.
782
00:43:52,359 --> 00:43:54,736
That would follow
from the fact that he's mortal.
783
00:44:00,575 --> 00:44:01,743
Take me instead.
784
00:44:01,826 --> 00:44:03,286
-Excuse me?
-I said…
785
00:44:05,121 --> 00:44:06,581
take me instead.
786
00:44:06,665 --> 00:44:09,042
Make Charlie an angel. I'll become human.
787
00:44:11,836 --> 00:44:12,921
Please, Father.
788
00:44:15,632 --> 00:44:17,592
Let me switch places with my son.
789
00:44:19,094 --> 00:44:20,804
You'd do anything for your son.
790
00:44:22,055 --> 00:44:22,972
Yes, anything.
791
00:44:23,556 --> 00:44:24,849
[sighs]
792
00:44:25,684 --> 00:44:28,103
If only fatherhood was ever that easy.
793
00:44:28,186 --> 00:44:30,980
-[scoffs]
-[door opens]
794
00:44:31,064 --> 00:44:33,733
[Michael] Good morning, brother.
Good morning, Father.
795
00:44:33,817 --> 00:44:36,695
Are you ready to go home?
796
00:44:38,029 --> 00:44:39,030
Are you ready?
797
00:44:39,114 --> 00:44:42,367
[chuckles] Well,
I mean, I think it's time.
798
00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:44,577
Good. Then you should go.
799
00:44:45,412 --> 00:44:47,997
I've decided
to stay here a little bit longer.
800
00:44:48,998 --> 00:44:49,833
You have?
801
00:44:49,916 --> 00:44:52,210
Then I will stay with you.
802
00:44:52,293 --> 00:44:54,421
I don't think that would be a good idea.
803
00:44:55,213 --> 00:44:56,715
What…
804
00:44:56,798 --> 00:44:58,216
what are you saying, Father?
805
00:44:58,299 --> 00:44:59,259
Michael…
806
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,637
you're no longer welcome on Earth.
807
00:45:04,848 --> 00:45:08,351
[gasps, huffs]
808
00:45:08,435 --> 00:45:09,561
You're banishing him?
809
00:45:09,644 --> 00:45:12,981
-If you insist on putting it that way.
-But I-- I don't understand.
810
00:45:13,064 --> 00:45:15,150
Why am I the one being punished?
811
00:45:15,859 --> 00:45:16,901
You're not.
812
00:45:17,485 --> 00:45:18,570
[huffs]
813
00:45:26,035 --> 00:45:28,037
[door opens, closes]
814
00:45:28,121 --> 00:45:28,955
You see?
815
00:45:30,206 --> 00:45:31,040
Never easy.
816
00:45:34,836 --> 00:45:36,254
You have a futon, right?
817
00:45:48,850 --> 00:45:50,059
[Lucifer] There he is.
818
00:46:07,076 --> 00:46:09,287
-There he is. There, there!
-[Chloe] Oh.
819
00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:11,456
-[Lucifer] Excuse me.
-[Chloe] Excuse us!
820
00:46:12,791 --> 00:46:14,042
[Lucifer] Excuse me.
821
00:46:15,794 --> 00:46:18,046
-Excuse me! Sorry, sorry.
-[Chloe] Excuse us.
822
00:46:20,089 --> 00:46:22,675
[sighs] He must have seen us.
823
00:46:22,759 --> 00:46:25,720
[shouting]
824
00:46:27,305 --> 00:46:29,182
LAPD. Put down the gun!
825
00:46:29,766 --> 00:46:32,435
[whimpering]
826
00:46:35,146 --> 00:46:37,899
You weren't running from us.
You were chasing her.
827
00:46:37,982 --> 00:46:38,817
Why?
828
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,193
She killed my son.
829
00:46:40,276 --> 00:46:42,862
But you said you killed your son.
Make your mind up.
830
00:46:42,946 --> 00:46:43,988
I would never.
831
00:46:44,072 --> 00:46:46,991
I confessed because I thought
one of my children had done it.
832
00:46:47,575 --> 00:46:48,785
I'd already lost one.
833
00:46:48,868 --> 00:46:51,871
I couldn't bear to lose another.
834
00:46:51,955 --> 00:46:56,084
[scoffs] So you were willing to
sacrifice yourself for your own children?
835
00:46:56,167 --> 00:46:58,336
Of course. That's what fatherhood is.
836
00:46:59,587 --> 00:47:01,714
You see, when I made bail,
837
00:47:02,423 --> 00:47:06,803
I talked to all my kids, and I
realized that none of them had done it.
838
00:47:06,886 --> 00:47:10,557
So then when I went to Betty
to talk to her, to see how she was doing…
839
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,058
[panting]
840
00:47:12,141 --> 00:47:14,644
…and found she was skipping town,
841
00:47:15,436 --> 00:47:18,565
then suddenly, it all came into place.
842
00:47:18,648 --> 00:47:21,651
All I wanted to do
was burn that toxic place down.
843
00:47:21,734 --> 00:47:25,113
Everything that was broken in him
was because of it, because of you!
844
00:47:25,697 --> 00:47:27,240
He needed to get away.
845
00:47:30,451 --> 00:47:33,663
So you stole gas from Hole in Juan,
846
00:47:33,746 --> 00:47:36,124
and you tried to burn the place down?
847
00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:38,459
But Chris caught you, didn't he?
848
00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:42,797
[sniffles] We-- we struggled.
849
00:47:45,216 --> 00:47:47,135
He hit his head on the concrete.
850
00:47:49,971 --> 00:47:51,639
Before I could do anything…
851
00:47:53,349 --> 00:47:54,809
the fire was everywhere.
852
00:47:56,561 --> 00:47:59,606
It burned so fast. [shudders]
853
00:48:00,732 --> 00:48:02,358
My poor Chris.
854
00:48:03,985 --> 00:48:07,447
I swear I didn't mean
for any of this to happen. [sniffles]
855
00:48:08,531 --> 00:48:10,742
I'm sorry. [sobs]
856
00:48:13,161 --> 00:48:15,955
So my son died…
857
00:48:16,998 --> 00:48:18,750
protecting the Kingdom.
858
00:48:20,293 --> 00:48:22,545
Protecting us.
859
00:48:23,379 --> 00:48:26,841
It looks like
self-sacrifice runs in the family, eh?
860
00:48:28,092 --> 00:48:29,636
Apple, tree…
861
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,721
[handcuffs clicking]
862
00:48:35,558 --> 00:48:36,392
Lucifer.
863
00:48:37,477 --> 00:48:38,519
Get the gun.
864
00:48:38,603 --> 00:48:39,437
Right.
865
00:48:40,605 --> 00:48:41,481
Right.
866
00:48:46,069 --> 00:48:48,071
[dance music playing]
867
00:49:03,252 --> 00:49:04,087
What?
868
00:49:06,381 --> 00:49:07,340
What?
869
00:49:08,466 --> 00:49:11,386
I was fully prepared to hunt
you down and kick your ass is what.
870
00:49:11,469 --> 00:49:14,055
-[scoffs]
-In fact, I was looking forward to it.
871
00:49:14,639 --> 00:49:16,724
-But you're just here.
-[exhales]
872
00:49:18,017 --> 00:49:19,352
Why aren't you hiding?
873
00:49:19,435 --> 00:49:20,353
Want a drink?
874
00:49:22,105 --> 00:49:23,231
No!
875
00:49:23,314 --> 00:49:26,651
What I want is a soul.
You promised me one, and I didn't get it.
876
00:49:26,734 --> 00:49:29,696
No, I promised you
an audience with my father,
877
00:49:29,779 --> 00:49:32,156
the one being who could give you a soul.
878
00:49:32,782 --> 00:49:33,658
That's all.
879
00:49:35,410 --> 00:49:37,412
[sighs]
880
00:49:37,495 --> 00:49:40,081
[scoffs] Frustrating, isn't he?
881
00:49:40,915 --> 00:49:44,419
What annoyingly arbitrary
and inscrutable answer did he give you?
882
00:49:48,881 --> 00:49:50,466
That I'm perfect.
883
00:49:51,259 --> 00:49:52,844
Just the way I am.
884
00:49:52,927 --> 00:49:54,387
Ugh.
885
00:49:56,973 --> 00:49:58,224
[sighs]
886
00:50:00,184 --> 00:50:01,978
You wanted me to find you.
887
00:50:02,645 --> 00:50:03,479
Why?
888
00:50:03,563 --> 00:50:05,982
Because I'm leaving town.
889
00:50:06,065 --> 00:50:09,152
And? You wanted to say goodbye?
890
00:50:10,820 --> 00:50:13,448
I guess out of all
the wretched beings I've met,
891
00:50:13,531 --> 00:50:16,075
I don't entirely hate you.
892
00:50:16,701 --> 00:50:19,954
And for what it's worth, Mazikeen,
893
00:50:20,038 --> 00:50:22,290
I'm sorry you didn't get what you wanted.
894
00:50:25,084 --> 00:50:27,962
[sighs] I'm sorry you didn't either.
895
00:50:29,422 --> 00:50:30,631
Doesn't mean I won't.
896
00:50:32,842 --> 00:50:33,843
What does that mean?
897
00:50:34,552 --> 00:50:36,554
That it ain't over till it's over.
898
00:50:41,809 --> 00:50:43,519
-For either of us.
-[whooshing]
899
00:50:51,944 --> 00:50:53,696
[sighs]
900
00:50:54,989 --> 00:50:56,991
[slow-tempo music playing]
901
00:51:13,007 --> 00:51:13,841
Hey.
902
00:51:14,926 --> 00:51:15,802
Hello.
903
00:51:16,427 --> 00:51:19,806
Do you remember
when I said that it might be useful
904
00:51:19,889 --> 00:51:24,602
to draw a parallel between
your emotions and the case?
905
00:51:25,478 --> 00:51:26,437
Yes.
906
00:51:26,521 --> 00:51:27,563
So it turns out
907
00:51:27,647 --> 00:51:32,735
our killer was an overbearing
girlfriend trying to change her boyfriend
908
00:51:32,819 --> 00:51:36,155
because he couldn't deal
with his family issues.
909
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,491
So, you know, no parallel.
910
00:51:38,574 --> 00:51:39,492
[both chuckle]
911
00:51:39,575 --> 00:51:40,576
Whatsoever.
912
00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:42,120
I think I was wrong.
913
00:51:42,203 --> 00:51:43,996
[sighs] Apparently so.
914
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,289
[chuckles]
915
00:51:48,584 --> 00:51:50,586
Lucifer, I'm so sorry.
916
00:51:50,670 --> 00:51:54,090
You know, I was supposed to give you space
917
00:51:54,173 --> 00:51:55,967
so that you could
deal with your issues and--
918
00:51:56,050 --> 00:51:57,468
I didn't really help there, did I?
919
00:51:57,552 --> 00:52:03,141
No, but then I ended up
using the case to rush you anyhow.
920
00:52:03,224 --> 00:52:06,394
Detective, you have
been nothing but wonderful.
921
00:52:09,647 --> 00:52:11,899
And you…
922
00:52:13,025 --> 00:52:14,152
[sighs]
923
00:52:14,235 --> 00:52:16,779
…you deserve
to hear those three words back.
924
00:52:19,323 --> 00:52:22,118
But the truth is…
925
00:52:27,331 --> 00:52:29,542
I'll never be able to say them to you.
926
00:52:31,836 --> 00:52:33,546
I've realized that…
927
00:52:35,256 --> 00:52:37,425
I am my father's son.
928
00:52:38,301 --> 00:52:41,429
And as depressing as that is, it explains…
929
00:52:42,763 --> 00:52:43,639
so much.
930
00:52:45,474 --> 00:52:47,393
But it also means…
931
00:52:49,353 --> 00:52:50,771
like him, I…
932
00:52:53,733 --> 00:52:55,484
I am incapable of love.
933
00:52:57,862 --> 00:52:59,113
Lucifer, I know you.
934
00:52:59,197 --> 00:53:01,574
You do. You know I always tell the truth.
935
00:53:05,119 --> 00:53:07,914
[softly] Chloe, I am so sorry.
936
00:53:09,457 --> 00:53:12,126
But if I ever said
those three words to you…
937
00:53:14,837 --> 00:53:16,047
it would be a lie.
938
00:53:16,130 --> 00:53:18,883
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
939
00:53:18,966 --> 00:53:22,178
♪ Nobody, nobody… ♪
940
00:53:24,096 --> 00:53:25,473
[Lucifer sighs]
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